Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

Added: Dec 20, 2007

Duration: 4:53

Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :) PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS! Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information! #12 - Most Discussed (All Time) #1 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Humor #5 - Most Viewed (All Time) #44 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #2 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor #1 - Top Favorites (All Time) #18 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #1 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor #3 - Top Rated (All Time) #36 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor

Channel: Comedy

Tags: achmed bomb christmas dead dunham jeff jingle sing song terrorist the

Rating: 4.91 (57697 ratings) Views: 14255774' favoriteCount='112403 Comments: 25

hitokiri1198 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - SILENCE night... LOL

M4ST3R777 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - Jeff Dunham=Best ventriloquist ever.

sam1is1a1person Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - thanks guitar guy! go do your drugs now!

wickedpiggyroaster Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - HAHAHAH

izunaruto619 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - Thanks for dressing like crap so sad he doesn't know because he does drugs.

TACOBELLDOG1221 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - ill kick your ass at guitar hero

kix96fan Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - ok maybe halo you racist bastard lmao jeff dunham is da shit

mormon1515 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - dont laugh at me or i kill you!

lazakas Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - this is soooo funny...merry christmas to all!!!

BigFanOfDoctorWho Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - lol achmed is always funny

trendynana1990 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - haha!!!!

hemhem666 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - lol i have jingle bombs stuck in my head now

xUnseenWolf Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - I loved that

danibumsheep123 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up u c

AROtheGREEK Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - lol the best xmas video ever haha

1CCHH1 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - "You racist Bastard!" lol

heywazuphomie Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - jingle bombs,jingle bombs ur guy shot me dead lol

GHdude85 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - you know that xbox game guitar hero. i kick your ass...(Riff)... ok, maybe Halo. XD

Plikken2 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - Omfg that guitar guy is amazing!

StarzGirl26 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - haha he's so bloody funny!!!!

legends29 Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - i used to be a man, but everytime i cough, thanks to uncle sam, my nuts keep falling off, HAHAHAHA and also I KEEL YOU ahahahahahahah

JBKeggey Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - SILENCE! night... lol

toadboybradders Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - you racist bastard !

xUnseenWolf Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - Dude, amazing video

6dybab Says:

Dec 4, 2008 - LMAO