chaosknight360 Says:

Jul 2, 2009 - Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in.

SKORCHBEATS Says:

Jul 2, 2009 - Chuck Norris caught the swine flu...and he killed it.

triguns30 Says:

Jul 2, 2009 - HA nice

nicolenintendo Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - CHUCK NORRIS ATE JEFFREY DAHMER

nicolenintendo Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - Chuck Norris has TWO DICKS ONE IN HIS MOUTH AND ONE IN HIS ASS

v1per187 Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - lololol

v1per187 Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - Chuck is the man!

dani1011210112 Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral

MrMoneyclips Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - if you stare at the American Flag long enough, a 3-D picture of Chuck Norris appears

MrMoneyclips Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - Chuck Norris can scratch his beard from across the room.

16SurferChick16 Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - When Chuck Norris hits the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised!

DFGfunnyDFG Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - LMAO!!

TheHippieGreb Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - lololololololol lmao rofl

theavengermwf Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

XxCYOYanks11xX Says:

Jul 3, 2009 - Even more Chuck Norris Facts (type it in u wont b disopointed

innisjohnston Says:

Jul 4, 2009 - Lol, I'd like to know who the hell is Chuck Norris and how did he become famous?

lparker0 Says:

Jul 4, 2009 - What a cool guy.

HardcoreDude720 Says:

Jul 4, 2009 - if chuck norris were a singer thriller wouldn't be the best selling album ever

HardcoreDude720 Says:

Jul 4, 2009 - chuck norris himself is the weapon of massive destruction, chuck norris's right and left leg are the law and order

Guyya93 Says:

Jul 4, 2009 - chuck norris can put contacts in... blindfolded

ppipy Says:

Jul 4, 2009 - also Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter. and Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

itchynoob Says:

Jul 4, 2009 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. (this is true)

Mcmaster333 Says:

Jul 4, 2009 - *Comment removed by Chuck Norris*

irtompson Says:

Jul 4, 2009 - Fact: Chuck Norris SUCKS

Blueberrycherries Says:

Jul 4, 2009 - chuck norris taught the dark side how to force choke