Dirty Organic Food & Movies

splejdrup Says:

Feb 25, 2007 - Lol !

mistatibbs Says:

Feb 25, 2007 - Thought Craig sounded a lot like Eddie Izzard to start, then he stole one of Eddie's jokes - "You say 'erbs', and we say 'herbs', because there's a (bleeping) 'h' in it." C'mon, man, that's a slippery slope, pick another word, or next time it might be "you might be a Scottish redneck if..."

crazygirl97 Says:

Feb 25, 2007 - LMAO David Asseloff. Too funny.

jeffsumm Says:

Feb 25, 2007 - yeah, Craig is a lot funnier than everyone except Leno

dwcai81 Says:

Feb 25, 2007 - "I like to watch organic movies", LOL!

fettskraag Says:

Feb 25, 2007 - yea very funny you guys.. hmm

majorjean Says:

Feb 25, 2007 - "parsley, sage, rosemary, and weed...i'm kidding, for legal reasons." lol

halldbe Says:

Feb 25, 2007 - David 'asselhoff....thats a better name ain´t it?

mandiefenrich Says:

Feb 25, 2007 - too bad they didnt post the rest of his monologue it was sooo funny. if you live in LA you would know there is a supermarket called VONS and a slight shadier one in the ghetto called JONS. same font and text color and everything, hahaha. anyway, he disses it... it was amazing i had tears coming out of my face

AlkaStealther Says:

Feb 26, 2007 - you don't say David ASSellhoff :DDD

xmenotux Says:

Feb 26, 2007 - Man, this guy is hilarious. I don't even know when his show is on.

Thrusthamster Says:

Feb 26, 2007 - He's the King of Rants.

diogomor Says:

Feb 28, 2007 - Dude, Craig totally stole that joke from Izzard!! I was thinking the same thing. Except I didn't bleep out FUCK in my thoughts. :) hehehehe

tsalaghi Says:

Mar 6, 2007 - YES...someone else noticed that! He also does the Eddie Izzard trick of saying something ISN'T such and such, but nodding his head yes and staring at the camera meaning it IS. Eddie is awesome. Love both these guys.

jasminehks Says:

Mar 12, 2007 - He is hilarious.

bigpayne10 Says:

Oct 19, 2008 - this guys a fucking idiot organic food is 10x better for u

JohnnyMcAnonymous Says:

Oct 20, 2008 - watch?v=fU2kgW4j8SM

TailTwistOrTruth Says:

Nov 21, 2008 - Organic doesn't mean its not washed, idiot it means it has not harmful chemicals.

Jsmooth7444 Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - And we Americans are stupid? I hope hes joking...

smilegirls13 Says:

Dec 19, 2008 - Calm down- of course he's joking. I don't know about stupid but we do seem to be a bit uptight.

mywootgarden Says:

Dec 23, 2008 - Erbs!

gueneveve Says:

Dec 25, 2008 - Holy Eddie Izzard!! C'mon, Craig. You've just watched Dressed to Kill. You're great, but don't take Eddie's jokes!

Kekzor1337 Says:

Dec 26, 2008 - anonnying accent

mcguffin1899 Says:

Dec 31, 2008 - weirdest video i've ever seen, find: Adam Sandler Dog Police

alejhombre Says:

Jan 4, 2009 - Comedians plagiarize jokes or pay writers to write for them...mostly uncredited. Every late night talk show host's monologues are largely written by others and usually contain wholly unoriginal material. The thing lay in the schtick of the host. I can't believe it needs to be explained that everything he says is tongue-in-cheek. People, the man knows what organic means and isn't trying to impose a pronounciation guide on Americans...the whole point was the punchline "'asslehoff".