Mario Kart: The Rap

Added: Jan 19, 2009

From: GoRemy

Duration: 2:37

http://www.goremy.com Hey friends! My friends and I just spent the day watching football and playing Mario Kart. This video resulted. Hope you like it! Thank you to my friends BJ and Q for their help! And thank you to Langley High School (my alma mater) for not kicking me out. LYRICS: 2:20 is money Because my school is out But I ain't taking the late bus I'm heading straight to my couch Cuz I got a Wii. I got a mii. You gotta see I gotta be right back because now I gotta pee I'm gonna need a prescription I'm feeling weak in the heart I need 100cc's of Mario Kart Flying mad just like a bee I fly with ease, I'm super dooper I'll gladly take the lead as I go weave through koopa troopas. I like salt and winning races. But hold the sodium Just try to go deny me Cuz you know I'll top that podium Me and my Mii, we a team Ain't nobody can beat us But I won the Mushroom Cup Me too--when I was a fetus No I ain't gonna cower if I happen to see Bowser Because I'm gonna put a green shell up in his trousers And Luigi, you wont see me I'm passing you quick I got more speed than Carlton that one episode of Fresh Prince And hey, DK, it's you I'm gonna jettison Spin you out with a banana for a taste of your own medicine And Princess, I'm-a hit you in the face with a shell You hit a girl like that in real life you're going to jail Toad, I'll make you explode send you to the next world, man You gonna get dumped just like me by my girlfriend What, I could have a girlfriend That's the truth, I ain't faking Sure you do, Remz I see that face that you're making! The starting line Can be like a bathroom Cuz you're all up on the gas After you see a number 2 Sliding through the turns Gonna do some displacing Why you gotta bump me dude? Cuz rubbin's racin!! Got my blocking shells behind the cart, G Stopping reds like I was Joe McCarthy Just try to get me, oh You make a gain and I'll out gas you Just like a kidney stone It's gonna be painful when I pass you Better check the mini map Cuz it looks like I'm a lap you But still I hit you with a shell Because it's fun not cuz I have to Heading down the stretch I'm on top of your head Gonna grab me a shell-- Crap, I fell off the edge... I'm the king of the kart you think you like to play? Check out a list of what I'm doing today Gotta zoom, no I can't be stopping Dropping shrooms like I was Janis Joplin I don't use turn signals But that's just me, what do I know I just did Bowser's Castle with both my eye's closed. Hey let's try Battle Mode!

Channel: Comedy

Tags: goremy  go  remy  mario  kart  mariokart  wii  nintendo  langley  high  school  saxons  rap  mclean  wheeling  virginia 

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Longrodvonhugendong0 Says:

Mar 14, 2010 - When he says he has to pee the next scene is him sitting on the shitter. Who else laughs that he pees like a girl?

Sp1tF1re39 Says:

Mar 14, 2010 - anybody else notice that the guy on the left is using an xbox controler?? lol LMAO

Tortarra2 Says:

Mar 14, 2010 - Hey lets try battle mode

hilaryd108 Says:

Mar 14, 2010 - @oMaRiO990 hahahahahahaha ikr

PunkrockerSkater182 Says:

Mar 15, 2010 - 2:15 LOL!

TCvideosTC Says:

Mar 15, 2010 - the guy whos controler got slapped didnt even have a remote in the wheel and the other had as xbox controller

CaptainMingus Says:

Mar 15, 2010 - can't stop watching this video!! Please make more!! you have to!!!!

nicholasp4 Says:

Mar 15, 2010 - aw man lets try battle mode lmfao

ShadowOfTurtles Says:

Mar 15, 2010 - Lol the guy on the left side changes remotes like xbox360!

allo5671 Says:

Mar 16, 2010 - when the guy says lets try battle mode the guy on the left is like "what the hell is he talking about!!" LOL nice vid

NoahHedgehog99 Says:

Mar 16, 2010 - I LOVE the beat of this song!

NoahHedgehog99 Says:

Mar 16, 2010 - OK why do u have a NESS shirt? LOL!

Homieeesz Says:

Mar 17, 2010 - omg

ganonslayer786 Says:

Mar 17, 2010 - did the tune come from a mario kart game?

SaiE8 Says:

Mar 17, 2010 - 2:05 the guy on the left is using a xbox360 controller looool

10005998 Says:

Mar 18, 2010 - te funnist part yea i can have a girlfriend thats the truth im not faking sher you can remy i see that face that you making lollooloolololo XD

1234bbboy Says:

Mar 18, 2010 - haha the guy wit the red is using different controls haha xbox 360 double nunchuk

mklj0 Says:

Mar 18, 2010 - lol Sai ur observant o.O

boxersteve661 Says:

Mar 18, 2010 - He uses it most of the video.

earlsquareling Says:

Mar 18, 2010 - @SaiE8 HAHA I noticed that too

RandomBroProductionS Says:

Mar 19, 2010 - lmao he sits down to pee

hgahahaa Says:

Mar 19, 2010 - singing about a video game?u sir r a retard

lakshmak Says:

Mar 19, 2010 - @hgahahaa retard? hes making more money than u

hgahahaa Says:

Mar 19, 2010 - @lakshmak so its my fault the guy who is paying him is a retard as well?

lakshmak Says:

Mar 19, 2010 - @hgahahaa youtube is paying him dickhead