Mario Kart: The Rap

Added: Jan 19, 2009

From: GoRemy

Duration: 2:37

http://www.goremy.com Hey friends! My friends and I just spent the day watching football and playing Mario Kart. This video resulted. Hope you like it! Thank you to my friends BJ and Q for their help! And thank you to Langley High School (my alma mater) for not kicking me out. LYRICS: 2:20 is money Because my school is out But I ain't taking the late bus I'm heading straight to my couch Cuz I got a Wii. I got a mii. You gotta see I gotta be right back because now I gotta pee I'm gonna need a prescription I'm feeling weak in the heart I need 100cc's of Mario Kart Flying mad just like a bee I fly with ease, I'm super dooper I'll gladly take the lead as I go weave through koopa troopas. I like salt and winning races. But hold the sodium Just try to go deny me Cuz you know I'll top that podium Me and my Mii, we a team Ain't nobody can beat us But I won the Mushroom Cup Me too--when I was a fetus No I ain't gonna cower if I happen to see Bowser Because I'm gonna put a green shell up in his trousers And Luigi, you wont see me I'm passing you quick I got more speed than Carlton that one episode of Fresh Prince And hey, DK, it's you I'm gonna jettison Spin you out with a banana for a taste of your own medicine And Princess, I'm-a hit you in the face with a shell You hit a girl like that in real life you're going to jail Toad, I'll make you explode send you to the next world, man You gonna get dumped just like me by my girlfriend What, I could have a girlfriend That's the truth, I ain't faking Sure you do, Remz I see that face that you're making! The starting line Can be like a bathroom Cuz you're all up on the gas After you see a number 2 Sliding through the turns Gonna do some displacing Why you gotta bump me dude? Cuz rubbin's racin!! Got my blocking shells behind the cart, G Stopping reds like I was Joe McCarthy Just try to get me, oh You make a gain and I'll out gas you Just like a kidney stone It's gonna be painful when I pass you Better check the mini map Cuz it looks like I'm a lap you But still I hit you with a shell Because it's fun not cuz I have to Heading down the stretch I'm on top of your head Gonna grab me a shell-- Crap, I fell off the edge... I'm the king of the kart you think you like to play? Check out a list of what I'm doing today Gotta zoom, no I can't be stopping Dropping shrooms like I was Janis Joplin I don't use turn signals But that's just me, what do I know I just did Bowser's Castle with both my eye's closed. Hey let's try Battle Mode!

Channel: Comedy

Tags: goremy  go  remy  mario  kart  mariokart  wii  nintendo  langley  high  school  saxons  rap  mclean  wheeling  virginia 

Rating: 4.8049297' max='5' min='1' numRaters='9412' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#overall ( ratings)    Views: 1383874    Comments: 7686

Pimminos Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - Hey, let's try battle mode!

rapmusic4life Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - i like how when hes on the toilet the sports illustrated is upside down lol

KittensRULEall448 Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - this is sad...hes like 30

ggm888 Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - @ImLastBoss go to gamestop.com and go to wii accessories (if i spell wrong who cares you know what i meant)

ggm888 Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - @Claudio99000 its not a xbox controller wii have a controller that looks like it

ggm888 Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - okay all you bastards that think that he is using an xbox controller he's not it is a Wii Classic Controller Pro NOW SHUT UP, DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!

ImLastBoss Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - @ggm888 Dude, I know how the Wii Classic controller looks like, and how the 360 controller looks like. Look the middle part of the back this is for the battery, while the classic controller is flat at the bottom. At 1:08, you can clearly see the gray analogue stick, where the Classic controller's sticks are white. It's funny over 70 million Wii owners and not one of them knows how a Classic controller looks like, or the name of it.

ImLastBoss Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - @ggm888 Classic controller pro never came out when this vid was made and it need to be hooked up to the nunchuck, while it's wireless in the vid.

xDFoRcEzZ Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - why is he using an xbox 360 controller rolf xD

xDFoRcEzZ Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - his girlfriend disliked this video 459 times

Vamp3081 Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - he is using xbox 360 controller

doenutzstar1 Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - their remotes are all empty

obi644 Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - this dude sits down to piss?

TheBloodEmperor Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - @obi644 Saves standing? :P

TheBloodEmperor Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - @Vamp3081 Who cares?

TheBloodEmperor Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - @xDFoRcEzZ Doubt it...

TheBloodEmperor Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - @xDFoRcEzZ He felt like it/humour/not enough remotes?

narutorockz999 Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - using an xbox controller....thats why he got last.....

TwinkieSlamer Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - Over 36,182 people noticed the xbox controller

Truthify911 Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - he's usin a 360 controller cuz he's making a video n prob doesnt have 3 controllers? fukn tards

legendaryumar Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - u hit a real girl like that ur going to jail lol that was the best line

death7591 Says:

Sep 3, 2010 - snes was epic 2

oMylesB93o Says:

Sep 3, 2010 - No I ain't gonna cower if I happen to see Bowser Because I'm gonna put a green shell up in his trousers

Dude17684 Says:

Sep 3, 2010 - 2:17

Brandy5257 Says:

Sep 3, 2010 - lmao I love this. soo funny btw I think I flagged this by accident. i'm srry